I JUST WANNA FUCK THIS BURRITO.

Elizabeth, 19, Straight, Idaho USA.My Interests:
Bring Me the Horizon,
Of Mice & Men, Blink-182, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Pierce the Veil,
Sleeping with Sirens,
All Time Low,
Black Veil Brides, Supernatural, and RoosterTeeth.  My OTPs: Destiel, Sabriel, Mavin, Jalex, Kellic, Cashby

valvala:

also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it

(via fruitpacks)

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

(via bring-me-kellic)

♂:I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀:I am a girl who has a crush on you
∞:I am other who has a crush on you
✂:Just delete your tumblr already
✌:You’re awesome
♡:I love your blog
❁:You’re beautiful
✓:I hate you
☹:You’re ugly
☀:I want to fuck you
♬:I wish we were close
♧:I wish we were friends in real life
☆:I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮:You inspire me
☾:We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
✖:I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ:Bears

refreshes:

i have 2 moods:

  • fuck you, asshole
  • fuck me in the asshole

(via trust)

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

(via ugly)

Something I have to keep reminding myself (via wanksclub)

(Source: satanss-mistress, via cantfuckingbreath)

One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did

(via n4ughty-y)

(via cantfuckingbreath)

I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me.

Reblog if you have more posts than followers…

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(via flykarth)

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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(Source: skygosh, via tipslip)

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